Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Funny Quotes

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. Aaron Levenstein

Ninety percent of everything is crap. Theodore Sturgeon

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. Seen on a bumper sticker

my hero Mr. Billy Joel:
-Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.

3 Comments:

Blogger Oliver said...

Yeah i like the lottery one, it was on my profile for a loooooooooooong time.....when i was in highschool i mean.....

9:33 PM, August 28, 2005  
Blogger Edward said...

Hmmm... My math teacher for pre-calc played the lottery every day--I wonder what that means? Anyway, my favorite quote is by Oscar Wilde: "I am not young enough to know everything"

8:50 PM, August 29, 2005  
Blogger Oliver said...

That means that pre-calc teachers don't get paid enough i guess...

5:05 PM, September 04, 2005  

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