Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Flipping Disgusting

So I was walking down the sidewalk in downtown, Spokane, and I found the grossest thing in the entire world: poo (human), smeared along the sidewalk. Just wondering if this was normal for a city, or it was one of those Spokane things.

11 Comments:

Blogger andrew said...

um i'm gonna have to say spoken

6:48 PM, August 16, 2005  
Blogger Noah said...

Yah, I second Andrew

8:58 PM, August 16, 2005  
Blogger Kunal said...

im gonna agree with andrew and noah...that is definitely not normal for cities

9:54 PM, August 16, 2005  
Blogger Edward said...

Maybe I'm just being stupid, but how did you know it was human? And if it was smeared, how did you identify it as poop?

11:10 PM, August 16, 2005  
Blogger manutd-for-life said...

You sure find interesting stuff daniel, good going

8:48 AM, August 17, 2005  
Blogger Flying_Iguana said...

Well it wasn't completely smeared, there were chunks. And the only other type it could be was horse poop, (since it was so large and chunky) but it wasn't dark enough for normal horse dung, so I assumed it was from a person.

10:17 AM, August 17, 2005  
Blogger Flying_Iguana said...

Oh and my dad agreed that he was human (and all kids know their fathers have infinite wisdom)

10:20 AM, August 17, 2005  
Blogger Flying_Iguana said...

*it*
the stuff was not a "he"

10:21 AM, August 17, 2005  
Blogger JoelFox said...

Dude, if you can't tell the difference between horse and human feces, I don't think you can tell the difference between human and dog. Human feces are only a tiny bit larger than that of a dog, but horse feces are about 10 times as big. Wasn't dark enough for horse dung? I've seen it green. And how do you know it wasn't just some strange breed of dog with a severe bowel disfiguration? Take a spoonful and go to the nearest vet where you can get it tested, and mail me the report. Dads can also feel sorry for dogs with bowel disfigurations and try to cover it up. He doesn't fool me.

8:14 PM, August 19, 2005  
Blogger Flying_Iguana said...

How bout I just mail you the spoonful and you can give the report?

12:45 PM, August 20, 2005  
Blogger Zach said...

all of you are:

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SSSSSSSSSSSSS

EEEEEEEEEEEE

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SSSSSSSSSSSSSS
!!!!!!!!!

1:16 PM, August 23, 2005  

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